Seriously this guy was AWESOME!!! Homestarrunner.com was a gem, and if you have never been on that website then you should immediately stop reading this blog post and go there!
Strong Bad Emails and Teen Girl Squad were probably the two best things about that website. I used to spend hours watching those videos! That was back before youtube was really a thing... man that was forever ago! I feel old thinking about it.
The only reason I even bring this up is because I realize I quote this website all the time and no one seems to get it. I used to tease my sister ever time she would tell me about one of her crushes with "I have a crush on every boy!" I eventually had to show her the first episode of Teen Girl Squad for her to get it. And I can't even count the times I've said "I look SOOO GOOD!!" and everyone just stares at me like I'm insane. Also there have been many times when I've felt the need to tell a guy they look so makey-outy tonight but then I realize that it probably wouldn't go over too well.
Other quotes I sometimes say that people don't understand:
"Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
"She's my friend. But not my best."
"Voodoo? Is it voodoo? VOODOO!"
"Sooo do you like cloth?"
"Listen up I'll be at a place until a time, my cell phone number is some numbers, they baby needs some stuff, what's poison control, punch Tompkins in the gut, good luck!"
"Ow my skin!"
"Yes... washing... them... ever... -ryday"
"All this time I was looking around and you weren't right there in front of me, and then I realized when I was looking around you were right there in front of me, all this time."
"Um, what is this... "dress" you speak of? ... Is it food?"
"I gut you like sheep."
"I said come on fhqwhgads, I say come on fhqwhgads, everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit, everybody come on fhqwhgads!"
Anyway, I just wanted to remind everyone of the wonderful Homestar Runner.